Res Amatoria

Cranky Romance & Grumpy Erotica

Heat - R. Lee Smith

Let's do a bit of arithmetic.


(Mind Break + Pornography + Gore) X ≈285865 words = ≈Meh.

Sue Eye = WTF^2

Earth ≠ United States


And then two goodies:

"... she had been blind in her left eye until the corneal transplant operation, her first shocked look in the mirror at that new and unnatural green eye..." = FALSE

"Right now is when the sun is closest to the planet, so it's summer on this side, and that's pretty much why it's so hot and unpleasant for you..." = FALSE



It's too dragged in the middle and, for fuck's sake, dear authors, do your homework before you put us through your works!