Cranky Romance & Grumpy Erotica
Let's do a bit of arithmetic.
(Mind Break + Pornography + Gore) X ≈285865 words = ≈Meh.
Sue Eye = WTF^2
Earth ≠ United States
And then two goodies:
"... she had been blind in her left eye until the corneal transplant operation, her first shocked look in the mirror at that new and unnatural green eye..." = FALSE
"Right now is when the sun is closest to the planet, so it's summer on this side, and that's pretty much why it's so hot and unpleasant for you..." = FALSE
It's too dragged in the middle and, for fuck's sake, dear authors, do your homework before you put us through your works!