Res Amatoria

Cranky Romance & Grumpy Erotica

Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James What remains with me from this book is that he is hot, beautiful and-- hot (because she's the biggest fan-girl of the Christian Grey Fans Club). She smells good, tastes sweet and-- yeah, smells good (because he is, I don't know, a fucking bee?). In substance, the characters are improbable and insipid, the plot hasn't got a glimmer of originality and the writing style is at best naive, so I don't get all the hype about this book, it's high-quality crap.